Why is EctoWash the #1 Ghost Management Solution?

We all know that the best way to capture a ghost is to sleep with a bar of soap between your sheets, but your team needs more than conventional wisdom to stay ahead. EctoWash’s integrated spirit management system keeps your team focused on what matters.

Safe and easy disposal

After the ephemeral essence of a once living person has been absorbed, we offer a variety of disposal options to fit your needs. Use our scheduled removal services, arrange for personal mitigation, or simply use the soap normally yourself! No matter what you choose, we promise safe and ethical ghost disposal.

227% more effective than the competition

Again, you can use any soap to capture a ghost, but EctoWash’s integrated system makes it faster and less likely to leave behind unsightly ectoplasm.* Basic soap might work, but EctoWash works every time!

*Effectiveness was judged by observing the behavior of a cat before and after the use of EctoWash. The cat used in our studies is a known clairvoyant, results may vary with non-psychic cats.

Results across all target areas

EctoWash is a full service, integrated solution to all your spirit management needs. We have experience managing basic specters, poltergeist, mass hauntings, jikininki, and demons.* No matter your team’s needs, EctoWash can handle it!

*Demons only covered under our custom plan. See pricing below.

High quality materials, premium scents

Ghosts are naturally attracted to beds because they are lazy and horny, properly formulated bars of soap, hidden within sheets, can fully absorb a ghost in a single night. You could use any solid soap, but EctoWash uses the best! Ghosts do not have the same senses as the living but they do have a great sense of smell. Our custom, targeted scents ensure the fastest possible capture.