Finally, a ghost management service that grows with you.
EctoWash has everything you need for smart, effective spirit mitigation.
Troubled by spirits?
Get to Know EctoWash
We all know the best way to capture a ghost is to sleep with a bar of soap between your sheets, but your team needs more than conventional wisdom to stay ahead. EctoWash’s integrated spirit management system keeps your team focused on what matters.
Safe and Easy Disposal
After the ephemeral essence of a once living person has been absorbed, we offer a variety of disposal options to fit your needs. Use our scheduled removal services, arrange for personal mitigation, or simply use the soap normally yourself! No matter what you choose, we promise safe and ethical ghost disposal.
227% More Effective than Competitors
Again, you can use any soap to capture a ghost, but EctoWash’s integrated system makes it faster and less likely to leave behind unsightly ectoplasm.* Basic soap might work, but EctoWash works every time!
*Effectiveness was judged by observing the behavior of a cat before and after the use of EctoWash. The cat used in our studies is a known clairvoyant, results may vary with non-psychic cats.
Results Across all Target Areas
EctoWash is a full service, integrated solution to all your spirit management needs. We have experience managing basic specters, poltergeist, mass hauntings, jikininki, and demons.* No matter your team’s needs, EctoWash can handle it!
*Demons only covered under our custom plan. See pricing for details.
High Quality Materials
Ghosts are naturally attracted to beds because they are lazy and horny, properly formulated bars of soap, hidden within sheets, can fully absorb a ghost in a single night. You could use any solid soap, but EctoWash uses the best! Ghosts do not have the same senses as the living but they do have a great sense of smell. Our custom, targeted scents ensure the fastest possible capture.
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News and Insights from the World of EctoWash
We’re working hard to protect the living everyday! Dive deeper into one our case studies, or stay up to date with the latest news.
Haunting Case Studies
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No matter the size or phase of your company, take the first step toward a ghost free future of productivity and innovation.
Free
$0/mo/user
Perfect for anyone who wants to know more about the world of EctoWash
Key features:
- Exclusive monthly newsletter
- Ghost Scout details
- First look at merchandise
Basic
$13.99/mo/user
For small teams headquartered on non-cursed ground
All features of Free, and:
- Capture and elimination material delivery
- Control center with customizable dashboard
- Realtime analytics with 32 points of data collection
- 100GB of cloud storage
- Peace of mind
Pro
$185.69/year/user
For teams that need regular mitigation
All features of Basic, and:
- Everything in the Basic plan
- Customize capture and elimination materials
- Monthly consultation with elimination experts
- Tech support with priority response times
- Unlimited cloud storage for all basic capture targets
Custom
Let us create a plan just for your team
All features of Pro, and:
- White glove installation and configuration support
- On call, personalized service 24/7
- Targeted elimination solutions
- Curse mitigation services as needed