Spring Forward Is Here And Experts Say 91% Of The Living Are Not Preparing Properly!
While January dragged on, daylight savings popped up so quickly it has jarred many into a state of feeling continuously
behind. Why does it take so many by surprise every year? Experts say it’s because we are not preparing ourselves for the
right things, but instead are focusing on irrelevant things like how early the sun is setting and how little sleep we feel like
we are getting. We asked experts the best things we should do to help adjust to our spring forward now and prepare better
for the ones in the future. Here are the top 3 we found the most useful for our EctoWash team:
- Push Your To-Do List To Its Limits While some try to slow down after the initial hype of the new year,
experts say we really should be challenging ourselves more to push through the transition from winter to spring. If
you are already too busy to sleep you won’t even notice that 60 minutes you lost at 2am. - Caffeine Isn’t Just For The AM Anymore Our world stopped being all about daylight hours with the
invention of electricity. It’s time we let the sun stop controlling our every day and let us decide when and how
much we need sleep. We take this control back how? By drinking caffeine whenever we need a boost. Up writing
an article for your extremely niche newsletter audience at 3AM on a weekday for your imaginary deadline? Just
brew a cup of coffee and let the delight of its taste (and caffeine) soar you to new depths of understanding. - Don’t Wait Until Spring To Cleanse Your Workspace Ghosts like to huddle by the doors of our warm
workspaces during winter and they can be difficult to get rid of! Don’t put off a full cleansing for your team until
the annual spring cleansing week, be proactive and cleanse your office mid-winter to ensure a smoother transition
into daylight savings. Book early with EctoWash for your more productive year as a team yet, by cleansing today
and not just on special occasions.
These tips can help you now and in future years if applied even earlier than the arrival of spring. We all know ghosts are
the root problem of our innovative blocks and lack of success so cleanse safely and regularly for the best results.
Meatball’s Corner
Quote of the week: “Meow, meow,
meow….MEOW!”
Hairballs: 1 daily in a strange counterclockwise pattern on the bathroom rug.
Zoomies: 9Meetings Led: 3 scheduled, 1
unscheduled at 2am which lasted for 12 hours.
Crystal Ball Slaps: 5-7-5 slappity-bap pattern
on Thursday at 5am, 7am and 5pm.
Meet The Team
The Intern Triangle Addition
Intern Name: Nancy Specter
Sponsored by: Jamie Klinger
Known in the field as N. Specter, this native Californian grew up with frequent tales of jealous ghosts
who tried to distract from their success in the beautiful state. Although Ghost Scouts were not
available yet when she was of age, Nancy used girl scouts time investigating the woods, coastline and
desert planes honing her skills about observation and treachery from the . paranormal. N. Specter is
currently assigned to wrangling and befriending the local clairvoyant felines in our California offices.
The Ghost Guide To Girl Scout Cookie
Who doesn’t love a girl scout cookie? NOBODY! Unfortunately this includes ghosts of a variety of haunting styles so we’ve
put together a list to help you enjoy your annual cookie treats without the stress of ghosts ruining your blissful moments.
- Adventurefuls – You love an adventure so your vibes will be open and willing to hear new things when you eat
your cookies. This leaves your open to persuasive ghosts! Try calming scented soaps like lavender or chamamille
to deter these haunters. - Samoas – Your enjoyment of coconut means you have a nice tropical vibe in your personality which attracts all
kinds of ghosties to you along with the living. Smoky and rain scented soap deters apparitions who try to come in
and make your life a constant island vibe which we all know means no productivity. - Toffee-tastic – You fancy a little old world delites which can be deliciously risky. Victorian ghosts will see you as
a willing servant to their every whims thinking their afterlives are more important than your current one. New
world spice scents help keep these snobs away. - Lemonades– Your sunny bright vibes could have roadtrip ghosties piling into your car each morning when you
need to get to work. Try heavy musky scented soaps to get them packing. - Do-si-dos – Where have all the cowboys gone? To your house while you eat these favorites. Keep a floral scented
soap at all times. - Girl Scout S’mores – Nobody has every had one of these. If you are having one right now, let us know which
ghost show up. - Trefoils – Do people sometimes call you a basic bitch? Sure! But who cares, you are a classy vibe and they are
just jealous. Unfortunately so are a lot of attention seeking ghosties. Carry that mellow scented soaps to keep the
intensity low around you while eating these classic cookies. - Tagalongs – You’ve got a dog loving vibe so for the most part you’ll beattracting actual puppos more than ghosts.
To be safe, pack a fennel scented soap. - Thin Mints – You’re deep and rich with personality that leaves others refreshed. Loner ghosts will try to cling to
your cool while you eat these and it will end in them sucking your energy away. Keep some lavender scented soap
near by to calm down the vibes just enough to keep the ghosties away.
Did SPOG Invent Daylight Savings?
Every year, you hear it all over social media, “Why do we do daylight savings!?” Yet every year we do it again and again.
This has got us wondering who is behind the perpetuation of a clearly outdated system. Who would want us to be stuck in
the past? Why would someone promote such a pro-ghost torture every 6 months of our lives?
The only logical group with such a terrible agenda for the living is the one and only SPOG! Their rich lobbying for proghost anti-living agenda lines up perfectly with this annoying practice. Think about it, are you productive and innovative
the week after a time change? Of course you aren’t! Are there more hauntings while the livings guard is down during these
weeks? Absolutely!
This is why we need to get rid of SPOG! They are pushing for ghosts to get more and the living to get less. If they had their
way we’d all be stuck in the past, giving ghost all our time and attention which would then just perpetuate more ghost
being made. Let’s shut them down before they do more damage to our lives. Spread the word! #4theliving