What is EctoWash?

Hey, you found EctoWash! That’s very cool.

EctoWash was created by me, with the help of a few close collaborators, in 2024. EctoWash spring from a few things; a long running family joke about bars of soap being an effective way to get rid of ghosts, a general annoyance with aggressive start up companies pushing services to solve problems that don’t really exist, and a sadness that the internet has so few weird and surprising little corners anymore, and even less that are not commercialized. So I made EctoWash, largely because it made me laugh. It’s grown in the telling, as things do when you create them, and now encompasses a few websites as well as various personas and accounts scattered across the web. Perhaps you will find more EctoWash breadcrumbs if you look for them.

Regardless of how far EctoWash’s universe may have spread by the time you are reading this, it is a creative invention of my own and subject to copywrite protection. Please feel free to talk about EctoWash, share EctoWash, and engage with EctoWash but I must ask that you not reproduce any part of EctoWash or its affiliated sites/accounts without my permission. This includes writing, images, and the EctoWash logo. If you would like to create something EctoWash related, or to incorporate EctoWash into your own creations, please reach out and we can talk.

– EctoWash Admin – admin@ectowash

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