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Spectral Insights November 2024
How can we prepare for AI hauntings of the future? By Altessa Amhuluk As AI’s continues to increase its involvement in our lives, many are worried about these cleaver machines stealing our jobs. But have you considered the terrible consequences of all that AI power being haunted by an IT tech ghost out for revenge?…
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Spectral Insights October 2024
My daughter is actually a changling we’ve been raising due to a mix up at the hospital and it taught me some great tips on how to organize chaotic work environments. By Altessa Amhuluk My daughter was born at a small country hospital during a summer bonding retreat for our family business. It was a…
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Spectral Insights September 2024
My dog always gets the zoomies after their bath and this is what it has taught me about scheduling your time in the office right. By Altessa Amhuluk If you are a dog owner then you know how crazy your dog gets as you are drying them off after a bath. They’re clean and they…
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Spectral Insights August 2024
I untangled my vacuum robot from electrical cords and it beeped at me appreciatively, which made my day and taught me the importance of teamwork on the job By Altessa Amhuluk I was looking pensively out the window on my mid-morning kombucha break, when suddenly I noticed my robot vacuum, Alexei, was twirling around confused with…
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Spectral Insights July 2024
I Stood in a Mildly Breezy Afternoon During Cottonwood Season Pretending to Be In a Ghibli Movie, And Here Is What It Taught Me About The Importance of Personal Space in the Workplace By Altessa Amhuluk It was a semi-cloudy May day and the cottonwood was flittering around me on a gentle breeze as I…
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Haunted Team Building
Team building retreats are necessary to encourage family like vibes in the workplace and EctoWash is a must to keep the drama at bay so your team can trust fall in peace. We all know the best team building retreats include nature, isolation and open hearts. However this is also the best formula to get…
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Ghost in the Machine
Code compiling by candlelight, seances in the server room – just another day at InfoSys Ops Solutions before the team discovered EctoWash. When we arrived at the Silicon Valley startup, it was clear something paranormal was afoot. Developers were huddled under blankets, mumbling incantations over their keyboards, while managers attempted arcane rituals to appease the…
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Troubled Travel
No per diem can prepare you for the chilling horrors that lurk in hotel HVAC vents and airport lounges. For corporate nomads, EctoWash is an essential carry-on. We all know the risks that come with life on the road – jet lag, rental car dings, rubbery convention center chicken. But few recognize the true peril…
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Trouble in Shoreline
Escalating disturbances, failed capture attempts, and endless faxes brought the team at Applied Design Services to the brink. EctoWash got them back to doing whatever it is they do. When we met the team at Applied Design Services, they were a frazzled crew. The 25 person team was nervous, several appeared to be suffering from…
