The EctoWash Story

After 20 years working in the dynamic world of tech startups and leadership, our founder knew there was one thing that growing companies consistently needed: ghost mitigation. And yet there was nowhere that teams could turn for this essential service. Friends, colleagues, and LinkedIn connections all told the same story; ghost management was a drain, but with no off the shelf solutions teams were forced to take on this tedious, and often complex, task themselves. Smart teams brought on someone with specter capturing experience early but most suffered the consequences of letting ghost infestations linger. After watching a promising smart-shoes startup collapse after a series of disastrous employee possessions, our founder resolved to fill this obvious market gap and make the tech world a little safer by starting EctoWash, the world’s first, full service ghost management solution that scales. Today, EctoWash is the most trusted name in ghost mitigation services with clients all over the world and a growing number of targeted products. If you’re thinking of founding a company of any kind, you owe it to your staff, your investors, and yourself to check out EctoWash.

Meet Our Executive Team

Rider Casper

Chief Executive Officer – Founder

Born on the Isle of Man in the late 1900’s, Rider Casper began his career as an unpaid intern for a local television station in the greater Chicago area. After a formative incident involving an unauthorized broadcast, Casper attended Harvard Paranormal and struck out on a successful, 20 year stint as an entrepreneur and advisor. Casper has lead teams involved in disrupting the pigment optimization space, modernizing the astral plane, and building robot vacuum cleaners on the blockchain. Casper founded EctoWash in 2023 after a three day long trance/automatic writing session.

Altessa Amhuluk

Chief Marketing Officer

An Oregon native, Altessa Amhuluk grew up understanding the very real threat of ghosts as her family business was haunted by a shadow person wearing a beret. Altessa spent fifteen years marketing candy futures globally and is honor to finally get to use her considerable skills on a vital business like EctoWash which helps businesses reach their full potential. In her spare time Altessa enjoys swimming in the ocean and spying on caves.

Sam Lazarious

Chief Technology Officer

After an idyllic childhood spent in international waters, Sam Lazarious appeared at a port in Morocco and immediately began optimizing code. Sam subsequently established themselves as leader in DevOps dark arts and lead a small, hand selected team of engineers that successfully exorcised the transatlantic pipe in 2018. Sam prides themself on writing extensive comments, and enjoys reading all the footnotes in a book, cooking, and rural parkour.

Meatball

Chief Clairvoyant Officer

Found behind a dumpster in 2017, Meatball received the clarity at only 6 months old after eating bubbles from a lukewarm bath. Meatball enjoys a close relationship with ravens and spends considerable time singing and chatting to them thus securing positive political relations. Meatball enjoys sinks and contemplating a future where he learns to surf and solves crime.

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