Haunted Team Building

Team building retreats are necessary to encourage family like vibes in the workplace and EctoWash is a must to keep the drama at bay so your team can trust fall in peace. 

We all know the best team building retreats include nature, isolation and open hearts. However this is also the best formula to get trapped by ghosts who love to stir up drama between mates. That is exactly what happened to the fun loving team at Hedgehog Bros Co, repeatedly!  

“From spa weekends to glamping, we tried every retreat we could think of and they got us every time!” says COO Blayke Hudson.  Yes, if the love and comradery is flowing, there’s a ghost lurking in the shadows ready to lure off your most vulnerable team members! 

Office Manager Jayden Moore remembers when he knew it was time for professional help. “We did the usual seance with the spa staff before checking in and I even personally went around and smudged every door frame. We were so careful and still one got Becca from accounting wrapped up in some crazy he-said-she-said fight with Leon from marketing. Ridiculous! Everybody loves Leon.”

Blayke Hudson listened to Jayden’s clear reasoning and contacted EctoWash as soon as he was in the car headed home. “They saved our team and now we can go on retreats twice a year, as long as we give our EctoWash Rep a call first.” These retreats have been such a success that Hedgehog Bros Co abandoned their original business plan of AI controlled military drones and now rents themselves out as professional retreat attendees! 

Take Blayke and his team’s experience to heart and don’t book another retreat before you secure your own personal EctoWash Rep who make sure your team has all the right tools in the toolbox to open their hearts wide and strategize next year’s marketing plan to extra success! 

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